Wherein yours truly surrenders and admits to herself that she ships everyone/everyone.

1. Do you remember when I said I just didn't really care about the triangle action?

First 2x06 makes me admit I ship Stefan/Elena. Then I spend the whole road trip part of this episode being like 'omg I actually reallyreallyREALLY might like Damon/Stefan'. THEN DAMON TOLD HER THAT THING AND COMPELLED HER TO FORGET IT TEARING THE ONE SINGLE PERFECT TEAR OF DOOM all this while I had hoped they'd hug when she came down the stairs and...

Hi. I think I might ship Damon/Elena too. I feared this moment. Now I'm all like 'just go triangle already it's not like it isn't canon'. Jfc. SHOW YOU WIN.

I still maintain that Damon/Alaric >>>> everything else, especially when Ian tweets pics of Matt Davis and the latter sings about Ian's eyes.

2. Also, vampire porn, thanks for all the hugs. I like.

3. Dear writers,

you actually sold me on Tyler/Caroline. They were the most adorable thing ever, especially when he was sure she was a werewolf. Now, will you please go Matt/Caroline/Tyler? Because jsyk, IT'D BE THE MOST AMAZING INTERSPECIES THREESOME EVER EXISTED. Come on. Let's be serious. IT'D BE SO EPIC. HUMAN/VAMP/WEREWOLF! Come ooon.

4. Jeremy/Bonnie: you used to seem so random, but I kinda dig it.

5. ALSO TEAM BONNIE FTWWW I KNEW SHE'S GET TO BE AWESOME AGAIN. My girl is back to business. XD (but I still liked her even when she was a bitch lol)

6. Also, when Stefan told Damon that he was sincerely sorry and he just didn't want to be alone... god I surrendered. Ah well. I surrender. But even just liking you two together, I LIKE THAT YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER ANYMORE AND YOU HAVE YOUR BACK. *draws hearts*

7. So the first half of this ep I was like LOL BELA, LOL BELA, LOL BELA, and then Damon slammed her against the wall and I was like OMG FANDOM COLLISION THIS IS TOO MUCH.

But she was nice, so I guess I won't mind if she sticks around.

8. So, between the originals, the road trip bonding, Damon driving (apparently younger brothers never drive) and the whole lovely codependent Stefan/Damon relationship, I was like AM I WATCHING SPN? Lol. God I need a crossover where Damon and Dean are like 'MY LITTLE BROTHER IS AN IDIOT BUT I LOVE HIM', Sam and Stefan do the blood drinking anonymous and Castiel and Alaric just go have a fucking drink because they're done with all the issues. XD

9. Jeremy: YOU BECAME REALLY REALLY FINE. I highly approve of you this season. See how you drop the emo? I liiike.

10. Caroline still owns everyone. End of story.

11. ALSO THE ENDING = MINDFUUUCCKKKKK. WTF IS GOING ON OMG.

12. In short: show, you apparently really can't do it wrong this season. And I like it. XD

Okay, I'll go accomplishing things now. Yeah. Maybe.