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1. My PM in jail/in exile/anywhere but where he is right now.

2. Being able to stop procrastinating all the time. YEAAAH RIGHT.

3. A Dark Tower adaptation that doesn't suck major ass.

4. Uhm, moving to Paris? Does that count?

5. Find a job that I like. And possibly pays me enough to afford going to concerts.

6. Going somewhere VERY far for a LONG trip. Not happening anytime soon though. :(

7. Going through all the books I have in my to-read pile/shelves. It's never going to happen, I know.

2. Aaand, ship meme from elliotsmelliot. Let's see if this round I'm less obvious. I'm going for both veeeryclosefriendships/slash things and canon stuff. Pick 14 of your ships and write down a quote for each of them. Have your flist guess the ships without using Google / imdb. Warning: half of these are from a book. And half of those were taken from the book and not found online, so good luck with that.

1. "I am grateful, but.. you were well away. Why come back?"

"I dreamed of you." Jaime/Brienne, A song of ice and fire, guessed by bold_seer

2. "There came into my life, after years during which I wandered in the desert as solitary as an anchorite, a whining and self-involved young man whose only ambition was to continue taking a drug which did little but make him sniffle and feel sleepy. This was a posturing, selfish, loudmouthed loutkin with little to recommend him -"

"But good-looking. Don't forget that. The cat was a true sex mo-chine." Roland/Eddie, the Dark Tower series, guessed by primarycolors92

3. - Did you fuck me when I was out?
- Hell, no.
- Then quit looking at me like that.

4. “You're awful.”
“I'm honest. It’s the world that’s awful.” Sandor/Sansa, A song of ice and fire, guessed by bold_seer

5. But think not ill of me, if I say to you: they have brought me both a joy and a pain that I never thought to know. Joy to see you; but pain, because now the fear and doubt of this evil time are grown dark indeed. ***, I would not have this world end now, nor lose so soon what I have found. Faramir/Eowyn, LOTR, guessed by mollivanders

6. I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! Sam/Frodo, LOTR, guessed by mollivanders, elliotsmelliot and tellshannon815

7. Can I tell you something if you promise not to tell another soul? Dean/Castiel, SPN, guessed by kel_riley

8. [Huge blocks of texts edited from this one, sorry.] "The whole building acts like one gigantic -" *A and B kiss* "- lightening rod. The steel structure of the building attracts but then totally dissipates the discharge -"

"I'm sorry."

"That's all right."

"I didn't mean to - wow, look at that." Sam Clay/Tracy Bacon, The Amazing Adventure of Kavalier & Clay, guessed by ozmissage

9. - Well that looks bad.
- And it feels worse. My subconscious is haunting me, ***. Please tell me you have something for that.”
- Double shot. Damon/Alaric, the vampire diaries, guessed by ozmissage

10. "You're not a man. None of us are men."

"You'd better be wrong about that."

11. "I'd just like to say," he said, "if we don't get out of this, that . . . I'll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you."

"That's right," said *** bitterly. "Make my day." Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens, guessed by sin_stained_ink

12. - I don’t understand.
- You wouldn’t. You’re too fucking healthy-minded. You’ll sit here waiting for me to materialize from a piece of fucking furniture and think the world is normal.

13. - Maybe we should do one of those hole things? You know, stick the pen in the throat?
- Yeah, good idea, you go get me a pen! Jack/Boone, Lost, guessed by mollivanders, elliotsmelliot and sin_stained_ink

14. - You picked his pockets without stealing anything. Cool.
- It's what I do. A man, a phone, no limits.
- A man, a phone, no action. Come on, man, you left that out there like a hanging curve ball! Eliot/Parker/Hardison, Leverage, guessed by sin_stained_ink

3. Stolen from toestastegood:

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.