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1. My PM in jail/in exile/anywhere but where he is right now.

2. Being able to stop procrastinating all the time. YEAAAH RIGHT.

3. A Dark Tower adaptation that doesn't suck major ass.

4. Uhm, moving to Paris? Does that count?

5. Find a job that I like. And possibly pays me enough to afford going to concerts.

6. Going somewhere VERY far for a LONG trip. Not happening anytime soon though. :(

7. Going through all the books I have in my to-read pile/shelves. It's never going to happen, I know.


2. Aaand, ship meme from [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot. Let's see if this round I'm less obvious. I'm going for both veeeryclosefriendships/slash things and canon stuff. Pick 14 of your ships and write down a quote for each of them. Have your flist guess the ships without using Google / imdb. Warning: half of these are from a book. And half of those were taken from the book and not found online, so good luck with that.

1. "I am grateful, but.. you were well away. Why come back?"

"I dreamed of you."
Jaime/Brienne, A song of ice and fire, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] bold_seer

2. "There came into my life, after years during which I wandered in the desert as solitary as an anchorite, a whining and self-involved young man whose only ambition was to continue taking a drug which did little but make him sniffle and feel sleepy. This was a posturing, selfish, loudmouthed loutkin with little to recommend him -"

"But good-looking. Don't forget that. The cat was a true sex mo-chine."
Roland/Eddie, the Dark Tower series, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] primarycolors92

3. - Did you fuck me when I was out?
- Hell, no.
- Then quit looking at me like that.

4. “You're awful.”
“I'm honest. It’s the world that’s awful.”
Sandor/Sansa, A song of ice and fire, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] bold_seer

5. But think not ill of me, if I say to you: they have brought me both a joy and a pain that I never thought to know. Joy to see you; but pain, because now the fear and doubt of this evil time are grown dark indeed. ***, I would not have this world end now, nor lose so soon what I have found. Faramir/Eowyn, LOTR, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders

6. I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! Sam/Frodo, LOTR, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders, [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot and [livejournal.com profile] tellshannon815

7. Can I tell you something if you promise not to tell another soul? Dean/Castiel, SPN, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] kel_riley

8. [Huge blocks of texts edited from this one, sorry.] "The whole building acts like one gigantic -" *A and B kiss* "- lightening rod. The steel structure of the building attracts but then totally dissipates the discharge -"

"I'm sorry."

"That's all right."

"I didn't mean to - wow, look at that."
Sam Clay/Tracy Bacon, The Amazing Adventure of Kavalier & Clay, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] ozmissage

9. - Well that looks bad.
- And it feels worse. My subconscious is haunting me, ***. Please tell me you have something for that.”
- Double shot.
Damon/Alaric, the vampire diaries, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] ozmissage

10. "You're not a man. None of us are men."

"You'd better be wrong about that."

11. "I'd just like to say," he said, "if we don't get out of this, that . . . I'll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you."

"That's right," said *** bitterly. "Make my day."
Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] sin_stained_ink

12. - I don’t understand.
- You wouldn’t. You’re too fucking healthy-minded. You’ll sit here waiting for me to materialize from a piece of fucking furniture and think the world is normal.

13. - Maybe we should do one of those hole things? You know, stick the pen in the throat?
- Yeah, good idea, you go get me a pen!
Jack/Boone, Lost, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders, [livejournal.com profile] elliotsmelliot and [livejournal.com profile] sin_stained_ink

14. - You picked his pockets without stealing anything. Cool.
- It's what I do. A man, a phone, no limits.
- A man, a phone, no action. Come on, man, you left that out there like a hanging curve ball!
Eliot/Parker/Hardison, Leverage, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] sin_stained_ink


3. Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] toestastegood:

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

Date: 2011-07-20 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com
# 13 - Boone/Jack
#6 - Sam/Frodo

And for the other meme - how about Jeffster for something silly?

Date: 2011-07-20 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janie-tangerine.livejournal.com
Yes and yes!

And OH SURE THING!

1. What they most commonly do during sex:

Uuuuhm. Weeelll. Talk a lot. Or better, Lester would totally attempt dirty talk and Jeff would just lay back and go with it.

2. Who has prettier hair

Lol well obviously Lester. Since he actually HAS some hair.

3. What they argue about most often

The tracklisting of their first album! They know it's going to be covers because they're still not so famous that they can afford original material, but Jeff would like more 80s things while Lester is totally set on more hair metal.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died

Sorry, they're a single entity. If one goes, the other follows.

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

Big Mike DOES become their manager, they buy some horrible costumes, they do another Bon Jovi cover and put it on youtube. Somehow they start getting a million hits and they gain a cult following and they get a record out with some small record company and they live happily ever after, putting a youtube video after another online and getting a million hits on each.

Date: 2011-07-20 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elliotsmelliot.livejournal.com
Hilarious! I love it, especially the arguments about the track listing. You are brave to tackle their sex question.

Date: 2011-07-20 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janie-tangerine.livejournal.com
Believe me, I'm not ever going there again I think. ;) ;) but they do work for funny answers.

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