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Okay, I have a chapter to finish so this will be extremely short and bullet-point like. Suffices that I was braced to hate the SPN ep and I miraculously didn't.
1. I now ship Caroline/Matt/Tyler like burning. I need them to be the most amazing interspecies threesome ever. Thanks, me.
2. Stefan trapped with Katherine in the tomb = I foresee trouble.
3. On the other side, I might have crossed to the dark side and admitted that I ship Damon/Stefan. Not as much as I ship other stuff, but... well.
4. Jeremy/Bonnie: I LIKE IT. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ME.
5. Damon ilu. To pieces.
6. Opening scene = BEST SCENE EVER. LOL AT ELENA AND NAKED!ALARIC.
7. That said, MOAR NAKED!ALARIC PLEASE WE WANT. Thanks. Also I want to be Jenna. Actually I need someone to write Damon/Alaric/Jenna stat.
8. Elijah = wtf is he even doing?
9. Elena walking on people who had just had sex for half of the ep = lol.
10. Hi, Mason, I missed your face, but it was nice seeing you.
11. In conclusion, that show hasn't gotten one wrong this season. I HIGHLY APPRECIATE. It just needs a lot more Alaric. And I can't wait for next week, even if I probably won't get to watch until after graduation.
The good:
- CAS BEING A BAMF ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN ANTI WRINKLE CREAM ANDY WARHOL SOUP ZAPPED HIM AWAY.
- Dean mostly making sense all the time.
- I'm not exactly into this whole thing about Sam not getting his soul back, but jesus ROBO SAM BEING ALL IN CHARGE = UNF. When he drew the trap with his own blood - jesus since when do I have a blood kink? Idek but OHMYGOD I LIKE.
- Christian Campbell or whatever was inside him is gone for good. Thank fuck. I also approved that Dean was the one killing him.
- CAS AND HIS FLAPPING COAT AND HIS BADASSERY. Also Cas trying to talk sense into Dean and being like 'DNW SAM TO BE DAMAGED WHEN/IF HE GETS HIS SOUL BACK'.
- Cas saving the day and being all calvary.
- The ending scene, but that goes in the awesome category.
- Cas watching porn. Or well, it was kinda creepy, but I read too many fanfictions where that happened so I was mostly like 'LOL I READ THAT FANFICTION. AND THAT OTHER ONE.'
- Dean said something good about John, and it was real, too. Which makes me happy because all the times the guy got mentioned lately it was to say how much he utterly sucked as a human being. BUT AT LEAST HE PUT FAMILY FIRST, DAMMIT.
The bad:
- Jesus Christ will we ever get rid of Meg? I'll admit that this round she grated on my nerves a lot less than she had in both S1 and S5, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE'S BEEN AROUND FOR SIX GODDAMN SEASONS AND I NEVER COULD STAND HER.
- Related to that: YOU KILL CROWLEY BUT NOT MEG???!! WHY. WHY. WHY. HE WAS THE ONLY BAD GUY I ENJOYED TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AND EVERYONE LIKED MARK SHEPPARD. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE BUT SHE'S STILL THERE. (After she killed Ellen and Jo, as Dean conveniently reminded, just to say one. Ugh.)
- That said, it took Christian torturing her to make me think that maybe there was someone I disliked more than her.
- Will someone please say something definitive about this soul business? Ten episodes = too much.
The ugly:
- Cas/Meg kiss. It's in the ugly section and not in the bad just because it ended there (I feared that between Cas watching porn before and Meg being practically naked after it'd end up in more), and if it was Meg being herself because she couldn't just ask for the knife and the whole UST thing going on I can be okay with it, but still. UGLY. CAS KISSING PEOPLE SO RANDOMLY = IDEK. Or well, it was Cas kissing Meg I guess, because I doubt I'd have had the same problem if it had been, idk, Jo, but whatever. I just. I hope it's the end of it.
- Anti-wrinkle cream Andy Warhol soup: SERIOUSLY? He's doing this because he wants Mary back? SHE DIED IN ORDER TO SAVE SAM. AND DEAN. AND SHE MADE THE DEAL BECAUSE -YOU- GOT A DEMON INSIDE YOU. I'M NOT SURE AT ALL SHE'D BE PLEASED IF YOU SOLD DEAN AND SAM OUT TO BRING HER BACK. Also why Mary and not poor Deanna?
- That said, since everyone wants to bring people back, can I raise my hand and ask for someone to fucking bring Ash back to life? Thanks.
- Also seriously, I miss John Winchester whenever Skinner is around. Let's not get started about Bobby, but seriously. John >>>> Samuel all the way.
- Beginning scene: okay, Crowley torturing the shifter was awesome but the bit with the baby shapeshifter was freaky.
- Why the heck do you kill Crowley when you just introduced the alpha storyline?
Still, since it was Cas doing it in a totally badass way, I'll shut up. Well, no one can say that I don't have my priorities set straight.
The awesome:
The ending scene. Okay, maybe not Sam going away (tho if I was him I wouldn't want my soul back either), but FINALLY DEAN ACKNOWLEDGING THAT CAS HAS HIS OWN SHIT TO DEAL WITH AND CAS SAYING HE'D RATHER BE WITH THEM. THANK THE FSM, WAS IT SO HARD? I had been waiting for them to even that out for ages. Also because I've been wanting to punch Dean hard for all that 'who cares about your shit in Heaven, GET DOWN HERE AND HELP US' attitude towards Cas so it was just so refreshing that he said out loud that he understood that. And that they were friends. Be still my heart, it'd have been enough to redeem the whole thing if it had been as bad as I had feared watching the promo pics.
This said, idk where the heck they're going but I'm not hating anything which is good, and I sincerely hope that Crowley gets resurrected, and now I need to go finish writing that chapter and I can't dwell on this anymore. Sorry for the lack of not focused Cas stuff in here, but I has my priorities straight, as I think was obvious. Kgoingtodosomerealworkbye.
1. I now ship Caroline/Matt/Tyler like burning. I need them to be the most amazing interspecies threesome ever. Thanks, me.
2. Stefan trapped with Katherine in the tomb = I foresee trouble.
3. On the other side, I might have crossed to the dark side and admitted that I ship Damon/Stefan. Not as much as I ship other stuff, but... well.
4. Jeremy/Bonnie: I LIKE IT. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ME.
5. Damon ilu. To pieces.
6. Opening scene = BEST SCENE EVER. LOL AT ELENA AND NAKED!ALARIC.
7. That said, MOAR NAKED!ALARIC PLEASE WE WANT. Thanks. Also I want to be Jenna. Actually I need someone to write Damon/Alaric/Jenna stat.
8. Elijah = wtf is he even doing?
9. Elena walking on people who had just had sex for half of the ep = lol.
10. Hi, Mason, I missed your face, but it was nice seeing you.
11. In conclusion, that show hasn't gotten one wrong this season. I HIGHLY APPRECIATE. It just needs a lot more Alaric. And I can't wait for next week, even if I probably won't get to watch until after graduation.
The good:
- CAS BEING A BAMF ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN ANTI WRINKLE CREAM ANDY WARHOL SOUP ZAPPED HIM AWAY.
- Dean mostly making sense all the time.
- I'm not exactly into this whole thing about Sam not getting his soul back, but jesus ROBO SAM BEING ALL IN CHARGE = UNF. When he drew the trap with his own blood - jesus since when do I have a blood kink? Idek but OHMYGOD I LIKE.
- Christian Campbell or whatever was inside him is gone for good. Thank fuck. I also approved that Dean was the one killing him.
- CAS AND HIS FLAPPING COAT AND HIS BADASSERY. Also Cas trying to talk sense into Dean and being like 'DNW SAM TO BE DAMAGED WHEN/IF HE GETS HIS SOUL BACK'.
- Cas saving the day and being all calvary.
- The ending scene, but that goes in the awesome category.
- Cas watching porn. Or well, it was kinda creepy, but I read too many fanfictions where that happened so I was mostly like 'LOL I READ THAT FANFICTION. AND THAT OTHER ONE.'
- Dean said something good about John, and it was real, too. Which makes me happy because all the times the guy got mentioned lately it was to say how much he utterly sucked as a human being. BUT AT LEAST HE PUT FAMILY FIRST, DAMMIT.
The bad:
- Jesus Christ will we ever get rid of Meg? I'll admit that this round she grated on my nerves a lot less than she had in both S1 and S5, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE'S BEEN AROUND FOR SIX GODDAMN SEASONS AND I NEVER COULD STAND HER.
- Related to that: YOU KILL CROWLEY BUT NOT MEG???!! WHY. WHY. WHY. HE WAS THE ONLY BAD GUY I ENJOYED TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AND EVERYONE LIKED MARK SHEPPARD. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE BUT SHE'S STILL THERE. (After she killed Ellen and Jo, as Dean conveniently reminded, just to say one. Ugh.)
- That said, it took Christian torturing her to make me think that maybe there was someone I disliked more than her.
- Will someone please say something definitive about this soul business? Ten episodes = too much.
The ugly:
- Cas/Meg kiss. It's in the ugly section and not in the bad just because it ended there (I feared that between Cas watching porn before and Meg being practically naked after it'd end up in more), and if it was Meg being herself because she couldn't just ask for the knife and the whole UST thing going on I can be okay with it, but still. UGLY. CAS KISSING PEOPLE SO RANDOMLY = IDEK. Or well, it was Cas kissing Meg I guess, because I doubt I'd have had the same problem if it had been, idk, Jo, but whatever. I just. I hope it's the end of it.
- Anti-wrinkle cream Andy Warhol soup: SERIOUSLY? He's doing this because he wants Mary back? SHE DIED IN ORDER TO SAVE SAM. AND DEAN. AND SHE MADE THE DEAL BECAUSE -YOU- GOT A DEMON INSIDE YOU. I'M NOT SURE AT ALL SHE'D BE PLEASED IF YOU SOLD DEAN AND SAM OUT TO BRING HER BACK. Also why Mary and not poor Deanna?
- That said, since everyone wants to bring people back, can I raise my hand and ask for someone to fucking bring Ash back to life? Thanks.
- Also seriously, I miss John Winchester whenever Skinner is around. Let's not get started about Bobby, but seriously. John >>>> Samuel all the way.
- Beginning scene: okay, Crowley torturing the shifter was awesome but the bit with the baby shapeshifter was freaky.
- Why the heck do you kill Crowley when you just introduced the alpha storyline?
Still, since it was Cas doing it in a totally badass way, I'll shut up. Well, no one can say that I don't have my priorities set straight.
The awesome:
The ending scene. Okay, maybe not Sam going away (tho if I was him I wouldn't want my soul back either), but FINALLY DEAN ACKNOWLEDGING THAT CAS HAS HIS OWN SHIT TO DEAL WITH AND CAS SAYING HE'D RATHER BE WITH THEM. THANK THE FSM, WAS IT SO HARD? I had been waiting for them to even that out for ages. Also because I've been wanting to punch Dean hard for all that 'who cares about your shit in Heaven, GET DOWN HERE AND HELP US' attitude towards Cas so it was just so refreshing that he said out loud that he understood that. And that they were friends. Be still my heart, it'd have been enough to redeem the whole thing if it had been as bad as I had feared watching the promo pics.
This said, idk where the heck they're going but I'm not hating anything which is good, and I sincerely hope that Crowley gets resurrected, and now I need to go finish writing that chapter and I can't dwell on this anymore. Sorry for the lack of not focused Cas stuff in here, but I has my priorities straight, as I think was obvious. Kgoingtodosomerealworkbye.