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Ooookay, there you have the review.

1. 'My true form is about the size of the Chrysler building.'

Dear Cas,

I know that you love Dean and therefore you won't marry me even if Dean can be an ass at times, but... marry me. Hypothetically. Please. Your one liners make my life. Along with you saying the word PHILOSOPHICAL. Thanks so much,

me.

2. WTF WAS THAT CROWLEY?

Okay, in retrospective it was kind of the only answer, but that made me go WTF. AWESOME THOUGH. I hadn't enjoyed a shady bad guy in a long time. Also he still totally wants Bobby's soul.

3. The first scene was... uuuh. Okay, I had seen the sneak peek, but.

I mean. God. CAS SOUL-FISTED SAM WHILE DEAN WAS ALL BEING BOSSY. Okay, maybe he was being a dick but he has his reasons to be dick-ish. Anyway, hi, most dysfunctional ot3 ever, ilu.

4. Cas calling Dean on 'because all your problems come first' = well. YES. Sorry, Dean, ilu but it doesn't just go one way. >___> (this is where I miss Jeremy Carver. Please, CAN YOU JUST COME AND WRITE A GUEST EPISODE WHERE THEY GO TO ANOTHER BROTHEL? ;___;)

5. Jesus poor Sam is utterly fucked up. Someone please give him his soul back and fix him so that he can have a crying fit and those bits of utter Sam-ness that come out once in a while can come back perpetually. THANKS. Though I appreciate that he still stuck with Dean rather than the rest of the bunch.

6. I MIGHT have SLIGHTLY re-evaluated Gwen, in the sense of 'before I wanted you to bite it, now you can stay around as long as you stop calling Dean a reject, thank you'.

7. I MIGHT NOT HAVE RE-EVALUATED CHRISTIAN AT ALL. Okay, he was a demon, but as [livejournal.com profile] hopelessfangirl pointed out, since no one had understood it, it really means that he was a dick anyway. xDDDD also uh that'd be why he was so full of nice remarks about Dean's time in Hell? Because uh. In that case... yeah. Right. Nice.

I'd still have liked him to die a more painful death though. Ah well, considering that now the only ones left don't grate on my nerves as much, maaaybeeee we'll manage to deal.

8. Mitch Pileggi getting soul-reamed by Misha was... idk I started imagining Castiel and Skinner discussing aliens and I died. God, I can't possibly not dislike Samuel just because he's Mitch Pileggi, but I do.

9. The alpha was cool, actually. XDDDD And HE WAS ACTUALLY ANSWERING QUESTIONS. WTF. I SQUEED. THEY DIDN'T DRAG THAT ON!

10. Uhm. Er. Now, I clearly remember that some ten years ago there was a bunch of discussion about John Paul II saying that purgatory was a state of mind rather than a real place. (Or well, if you live here you basically are shoved everything any Pope ever says, so I'm pretty sure he said that.) And hell, when I read the Divine Comedy at school, IT WAS FULL OF POETS WHO WROTE LOVE POETRY. [Dear alpha, you should revise your Dante a bit, too.]

This whole thing about it being where soulless places go makes me go wtf because tbh if they followed lore they should have gone to limbo, not purgatory, but then again if it was limbo Crowley wouldn't need to find it. /ends theological rant then again since when SPN follows lore anyway. XD

11. So uh, since my file started skipping near the end (computer's fault tho) let me sum it up: so Samuel works for Crowley who resurrected both him and Sam but didn't bring the latter's soul back because he wants leverage and now he wants all of them to capture alphas so that he can find Purgatory? Did I get it right?

Well. It's episode SEVEN. I'm sincerely shocked we learned the endgame this early. If you can call it early, in the vporn we'd have known in like episode two, but that's another problem.

12. Dean totally had the best lines. I mean, PUTTING JAWS IN A FISH BOWL?

Dean, I love you and your popular culture savvy self.

13. Anyway, people, please, can everyone just have their souls back? The only one who hasn't sold it/lost it at this point is Castiel, but I doubt angels have souls. Unless you count the grace. Which he did lose.

14. Okay, this will be brief: I get Sam and I get Dean. I see where Sam is coming from and if you're without a soul I guess you just don't -see- why you'd be doing some utterly stupid shit (like not calling Dean as soon as he was back or not saying things), but tbh if I was Dean I'd be an ass to him, too. Okay, fine, he was soulless, but Sam still a) let Dean turn and b) didn't say shit about him being back for one year, to say the two important things. It seems enough to me that they're actually working together now. And since they got the punching and the soulless thing out of the way and they know who is that resurrected Sam/can give his soul back things can just get better, right?

/wants to be positive

15. Heck, I'm actually enjoying the season a lot more than I'd have thought while watching the premiere and I'm all excited and stuff, I want to see the glass half full.

16. In conclusion: pretty good ep, still doesn't beat the magical 3/4 couple to me but I liked it a lot, WE ALSO WENT SOMEWHERE WHICH IS GOOD, I like Crowley too much and CASTIEL IS THE SIZE OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING and ponders philosophical questions.

... it's obviously easy to please me, apparently.

And now I'll go either writing or doing something. Uuugh lunches with relatives can be great but I feel wiped out and I did nothing all day except watch the ep. :/

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